what if sex toys came alive in the toy story universe too
you got a friend in me
GUYS TODAY WAS BILLY RAY CYRUS’ BIRTHDAY
IMAGINE HAVING A GREAT BIRTHDAY AND THEN TURNING ON THE TV TO SEE YOUR DAUGHTER GRINDING ON FOOT LOCKER REFEREE KNOCK OFF ROBIN THICKE
you know what really turns me on?
You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever